A classic love story

Some guy is engaged to some girl

Tom Cruise pops the question as well as his insanity pills

So it’s official. Ken divorces Barbie and proposes to Skipper - a classic love story. Did I say love story? I meant porn - if you replace "divorces" with “invites” and "and propose to" with "to violate". Tom Cruise finally popped the question to Katie Holmes (I say "finally" as if 2 months was way too long of a wait). The setting was perfect - atop the Eiffel Tower early this morning with just him, her, the sun and that massive rock that currently resides on Joey’s finger.

The happy couple announced their engagement after numerous wedding bell rumours at a conference in the City of Lights while he was promoting War of the Worlds.

"It was early this morning at the Eiffel Tower, so I haven't slept at all," Cruise said. "Today is a magnificent day for me, I'm engaged to a magnificent woman."

Though both Captain Smiles and his sidekick Giggles were showing nothing shy of complete happiness, Holmes did not speak to reporters and at one point the Top Gun star asked her if she was ok. Clearly a bit overwhelming for the Batman Begins actress whose love affair with Cruise has been under the microscope since going public in April.

On a plus side, Holmes' conversion to Scientology will make the pair's group wedding ceremony all the more special. Also stayed tune for next week for the next chapter titled "Captain Smiles and Giggles: And Baby Makes Three".