“Bring on the computer guys," said Chesty Laroo

Lohan has offensive boobs

If only we can digitally reduce her lack of talent

Is there anything computers can’t do? Online banking, booking trips, downloading... er... listening to perfectly legal streaming music… Now Disney has gone into their upcoming film Herbie: Fully Loaded to digitally reduce the size of actress Lindsay Lohan’s breasts. Funny, I’m always trying to enhance mine.

Test screenings have shown that some parents were offended by Lohan’s fully loaded chest that no doubt brought an unwanted Baywatch feel to the flick. The character Maggie Peyton was apparently too raunchy for the children’s film with her low-cut shirts and her bouncing around like the champaign room was going out of style. The technicians at Casa Disney had to plough through numerous scenes to reduce her breasts by two-cup sizes. The extra work in post-production probably called for the most skilled digital artists with a strict attention to detail and patience to perfect the scenes with the bountiful actress jumping up and down

…ahem…

Regardless, the Mean Girls actress was amused by her digital boob job. "I don't know how Renee Zellweger kept swelling and shrinking for Bridget Jones. It's no fun. Bring on the computer guys."

Hmmm… “Bring on the computer guys”… I smell next week’s Lohan headline!