9.03.2005

You know how I know you're gay...?

Cuz you listen to Coldplay...

Which would possibly explain a lot. I'm not one to judge except times when I'm judging, but why else would he marry someone with the body of a 17-year old boy? Or agree to name a child Apple as in Adam's...

And his hair's short, and he's mildly attractive. If that does sound gay, I don't know what does.