Britney and Paris should not be having babies

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As if little Britney Spearses wasn’t enough, hotel heiress Paris Hilton feels she is ready to make babies and that she’d like to get crackin’ in the next two years.

"I want to have kids in the next two years because I know that completes your life.” Someone should tell Miss Hilton that having children doesn’t mean the last stop of a pub-crawl. She continues, “I've had so much fun, and had a great life. I've accomplished everything that I wanted to accomplish and I think that when I have kids that'll make me happier than I already am." Have you stood in line for the midnight showing of the final Star Wars movie? Well then, let’s not jump the baby-gun here.

Hilton, 24, has been with her beau, Paris Latsis, 22, since last December but feels she is in love and ready for a commitment greater than matching her highlights with her beloved dog, Tinkerbell.

Speaking of dogs (I mean babies), Britney Spears’ positive pregnancy test has allegedly been sold in an auction for charity by a casino website that claims the pregnancy test was found in the garbage of all places of a Los Angeles hotel that the pop singer recently stayed in.

Okay, here a tiny disclaimer that I’m not technically reporting this story except for the mere fact that it is circulating the Internet. Either way, there are two shames here: If true, then shame on the casino website for touching anything that’s had Britney’s urine on it, including Kevin Federline. If false, then shame on imdb.com for posting such a fabricated lie and shame on me for getting all worked up over it.

Again if true, proceeds from the kit will be donated to US charities The Candlelighter's Childhood Cancer Foundation and The Easter Seal Society, which helps disabled children. I think the fact that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are having children already contributes to disabled children.