Heeeere's Britney!

Britney to star in reality show

What better way to rage against invasion of privacy than overexposing yourself with your own TV show?

Britney and Kevin; sitting in a tree. Over-exposing re-al-ity.

So the pop diva has apparently raged against tabloids invading her privacy, specifically The Sun. So what is Britney Spears’ solution? Star in your own reality show with your hip-hop hubby. There are just all sorts of ‘wrong’ with that. Aside from ripping off Jessica Simpson and that guy from 98 Degrees, how will your problems go away now that there’s a camera in your home following you everywhere you go? Instead of the cameraman hiding in the bushes waiting for that choice shot of Ms. Spears in a not-so-flattering bikini, he’ll be right beside her and occasionally she might have to serve him sandwiches for lunch.

Spears’ marriage with backup dancer Kevin Federline has been overexposed since they exchanged wedding vows. Rumours about pregnancy, breakup and infidelity have been flying all over the front page of tabloids.

“I feel that last year the tabloids ran my life," said the Grammy Award-winning singer, "and I am really excited about showing my fans what really happened rather than all the stories, which have been misconstrued by journalists in the past."

Say it. You’re doing it for money. There’s nothing wrong with that. That’s what entertainers do – stuff for money. Much like whores. Long story short; you’re a whore.

The station that has signed for the Britney Spears and Friends’ Happy Fun Hour (I made up that title) is UPN, which would explain the casting of her husband. The show is slated to premiere later this season and will have exclusive interviews, commentary and never-before-seen private home video of the couple. Invasion of privacy? Never heard of it!

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: Reality cease to exist once a camera is turned on. You want people to know the real you? Then be real. Write your songs, perform your concerts, make your living and maintain your marriage without worrying what the tabloids will say next. To have BritneyVision will be nothing short of more media fodder.