Another Britney article?

Britney preggers

Pop princess and back-up dancing thug hubby multiply their litter

After months of speculation and gossip-mongering, pop singer Britney Spears has announced that she will be spawning offspring. I know that’s not the most attractive way of putting it but have you seen the happy couple as of late? Though, can’t say we should all be surprised. They’re white-trash. It’s what they do.

The announcement was made in a posting on Britney’s website. "The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together," the singer said. "There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend, and Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers."

Britney, 23, was never shy about her feelings to start a family young. This would be baby #1 for the Toxic singer (choice song title) and the third child for her husband Kevin Federline, 27. Spears and Federline were wed just 55 months after her first marriage stint to long time friend, Jason Alexander (no, not the Jason Alexander). Kevin’s ex-girlfriend, actress Shar Jackson, was pregnant with his second child at the time.

Speculation about her possible pregnancy started early when shortly after getting hitched, Britney took a break to chillax. A number of pictures were taken of the pop princess that revealed they she was already showing. At the time, I, like many others, believed she had gained weight from all those chili cheese fries, ding-dongs and hamburgers. As it turns out, it was those chili cheese fries, ding-dongs, hamburgers AND a baby. My bad.

This third edition might also stifle the upcoming UPN reality series based on Britney and Kevin's courtship. How will that work with a baby on board? Don't they usually add the baby factor around 3rd season to boost ratings only to have that baby hitting puberty entering the 4th season?