"Michelle"

While on UrbanDictionary.com finding a link to the word "splooge" for my previous post, I decided to type in my name:

1. michelle

Hebrew meaning "like God"... Michelle's are often Leos, astonishingly gorgeous, very athletic, dark hair and usually curly/waivy/thick
another thing is that almost all Michelle's have similar noses.
guy#1. "man that girl was hot and good in bed"
guy#2. "must've been named Michelle"
guy#1. "how'd you know?"
guy#2. "..."


2. michelle

1. A disgustingly conceited man who pretends to be a woman. If indeed a woman usually attracted to the same sex.
2. usually associated with the words: gross, disgusting, and fat.
3. a person with uncontrollable eating habits.
4. also other name for throwing up while having sex.

1. "Michelle" is in love with her best friends.
2. Ewwwwwww that is so "michelle".
3. "Michelle" couldn't stop eating and she broke the chair.
4. It was sooo good until a "michelle" happened.

Either I'm a hot girl with a distinguished nose who is good in bed or I'm a fat, putrid lesbian (possibly a man) who generally doesn't deserve to live.

PS: I'm not a Leo