Fanboy Love vs. Physics

Physics wins.

RTotD: This joke called, it's still funny

I'm pleased to say I still find these type of jokes funny no matter what their context is:

___ called, they want their ___ back.

Also, my new favourite blog (soon to be added to the rotation)
http://quotation-marks.blogspot.com

(Thanks Kat!)

Shawn

Cell phone rings <Pour Some Sugar on Me>

Hello? <silence> Hello? <silence> Hello?
Hello?
Hi.
Hey there, how are you doing?
Who is this?
Hello?
I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong number.
What's your number?
You dialed me.
You gave me your number. This is Shawn.
I'm sorry I don't think so. Who are you looking for?
Lisa.
Nope, sorry. Definitely the wrong number.
Oh? So who is this?
Michelle.
And what are you doing?
I'm just about to hang up on you. <click>

Would Rembrandt really prefer his popcorn extra buttery?

PC's microwavable popcorn boxes have rendered some artworks to sport their kernels. Here's one of famed Dutch artist Rembrandt enjoying some popcorn and hockey.

Frank Miller's Adam West

If Adam West and co. spoke the dialogue from Frank Miller's Dark Knight Return and Batman: Year One, might it look a little bit like this?...