An Open Letter to the Cake Thief

I did not send this. This came from the CHUM International Marketing Manager in an email to the building titled: An open letter to the cake thief...

Hi all,

Most of you probably already know this - but when you see a really big cake, with a MuchMusic logo on it, and a lid on it, and no slices taken out of it - a virgin cake, if you will - it's probably not a great idea to take a HUGE FREAKING SLICE. Needless to say, it's put a little kink in our celebratory plans with our channel format partners.

If you see food in the 4th floor CI kitchen, leave it alone unless someone says it OK. Thanks.

I’m Telling You for the Last Time...

I AM NOT A DESIGNER!

This goes out to my parents who, despite the past 3 years where I’ve told them I’m a content coordinator and had to explain to them what exactly it is I do countless times, think I’m a designer. I am not nor have I ever been a designer for CHUM Interactive. Please stop thinking and telling people I am a designer.

Also, please stop sounding disappointed every single time I correct you and clarify that I am not, in fact, a designer but merely a content coordinator. Seriously, it’s actually starting to hurt my feelings. I gave up my hopes and dreams of being a designer 3 years ago and haven't looked back.

Not what you think...

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Emma says:
Capers, Cauliflower, Casino Royale!
I think I want to find a "bears, beets, Battlestar galactica" reference for every letter in the alphabet
miVi says:
well that concludes my Tuesday -- i shall help
Emma says:
challenge accepted
Player 2 enters the game

You see the pattern. You can play along too!

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Aardvarks. Avocados. Arrested Development
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Cats. Cauliflower. Casino Royale.
Dogs, dandelions, death of a salesman
Eagles, enemas, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (according to Emma, "enema" may not be an edible fruit or vegetable or plant, it's just an awesome word)
Ferrets. Figs. Full House.
Giraffes. Grapes. Grey's Anatomy.
H
Iguanas. Ivy. Indiana Jones.
J
K
Llamas. Lemons. Love Boat.
M
N
O
P
Q
R
Squirrels. Strawberries. Saved by the Bell.
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z

It was 40 Years Ago Today!

It was twenty years ago today
Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play
They've been going in and out of style
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

We're Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We hope you will enjoy the show
We're Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Sit back and let the evening go
Sgt. Pepper's lonely, Sgt. Pepper's lonely
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
It's wonderful to be here
It's certainly a thrill
You're such a lovely audience
We'd like to take you home with us
We'd love to take you home

I don't really want to stop the show
But I thought that you might like to know
That the singer's going to sing a song
And he wants you all to sing along
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Billy Shears
And Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band!

Happy Birthday Sgt. Pepper!

Give this a listen!